wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

(via laughbitches)

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wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

(via laughbitches)

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

(via guy)

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reallylameblog:

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine

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emmugh:

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

(via volcainist)

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

(via zackisontumblr)

lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

(via sorry)

disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

(Source: doppelgender, via jesusinc)

hamburgay:

there’s a me in lame for a reason

(Source: blank, via asvprock)

thurdsay:

*has tumblr open in three tabs*

(via dutchster)

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